olbersparadox:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG

olbersparadox:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG

(Source: boypart, via potato-tots)

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429005
Posted
5 months ago

persephinae:

quimbycub:

askpablez94:

sexykangaya:

WHAT THE FUCK

she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER

That escalated quickly.

holy shit! now that’s a real ad for tampons!

(Source: handsinacabitches)

Notes
336196
Posted
10 months ago

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

(Source: 420dongsquad, via crystallized-teardrops)

Notes
454001
Posted
10 months ago
PS4:Final Fantasy VersusXIII, Final Fantasy XV, Infamous Second Son, Everything the XboxOne won't let you do, Kingdom Hearts III
Announcer:FINISH HIM
PS4:$399 BETCHES
Announcer:FATALITY
Notes
521
Posted
10 months ago
its-toshi:

diskoid:

made a slight change~

ACCURATE CONSOLE WAR

its-toshi:

diskoid:

made a slight change~

ACCURATE CONSOLE WAR

(via persephinae)

Notes
2540
Posted
10 months ago
Xbox One:Dorritos & Dew
Playstation 4 :actual video games because that's what a video game system is for you feel me
Notes
146
Posted
10 months ago